An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes".
The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..."
After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal.
"Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."
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Wife - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?"
"Yes," her husband replied. "I married into the family."
.....hahaha....2nd was so funny.....thx 4 sharin
